What Ian the elephant "lacks in lack of size" he makes up for with his "wordsmith skills". Is that enough to gain a place on Connor's ark over Jacob the crafty fox and his many wives?

Ark Rivals is a comedy podcast hosted by Connor Winship.

The floods are coming and this time it's Connor who's been tasked with building an ark capable of holding two of every animal, well, almost every animal... Unfortunately, Connor's one cabin short and although two species remain, only one can board the ark.

Every episode, two guests will go head to head, each representing a randomly selected animal. Their mission? To avoid extinction by using their powers of persuasion, charm and questionable zoology knowledge to convince Connor that they're worthy of that final place on the ark.

The first episode sees founder of The Film Farmers, Tom Farmery take on graphics whizz, Peter Barnes in a battle to avoid the flood!