Armchair Globetrotters

Armchair Globetrotters

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Armchair Globetrotters episodes

  • Spell Lun King

    This episode Ty brings the topic of Caves to Armchair Globetrotters. Jesse, our resident rocket scientist is back, and exploring caves happens to be one of his pastimes.  Oddly enough, there is some discussion about Jesse's posterior, so you be the judge: Do the Armchair Globetrotters know Jesse's ass from a hole in the ground?

    1 hr 5 min
  • Ian Brady and the Moors Whore

    Justin, Jesse and Ty talk about the Moors Murders in Manchester, England in the 1960's, but can't seem to keep on topic so the debate over Pontiac and Ford continues.

    1 hr 13 min
  • Social-Distanced Television

    In this episode of Armchair Globetrotters, Justin and Ty discuss some of the great television series that have kept them entertained during the last year and throughout their lives.

    1 hr 7 min
  • The Amendable Constitution 2nd Amendment

    In this Stone-Cold Sober episode, Justin and Ty discuss the instability of the American people, and the shortest, most misquoted, most misunderstood amendment in our series about the Amendable Constitution.  We find out that the freedom to have weapons for the purpose of defending one's life is not unique to America, nor did it originate here.  And according to its original intent, it isn't a free-for-all guarantee to possess whatever and however many weapons we want. And tragically, people who think they are exercising their rights often find out that they are really just bringing irresponsible tragedy upon themselves.

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Must All Planets be Spheres?
    In this Booze-Fueled Banter Episode the gang try out a new idea inspired by the podcast Smartless where 3 hosts interview a mystery guest.  Only problem is Justin, Ty, and Jesse don't know anyone to be interviewed, so they had Jesse pick a mystery topic that Justin and Ty don't know about until they discuss it, and the topic is the Flat Earth conspiracy theory.  The rocket scientist walks us through some of the various belief systems that support a flat earth theory, and discusses why they are all horse shit according to the laws of physics. 
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    2 hr 20 min
  • What Do You Know About Joe Biden
    In this Stone-Cold Sober Episode, Justin and Ty have decided to give Joe Biden a fair chance at being the president of the United States.  We delve into Mr. Biden's life story and get to know the man that will lead the free world for the next 4 years.  Besides getting to know about our new president, we discuss what potential and current problems this country is facing and how to avoid them or fix them.  This country needs healing, and we believe that President Biden is the kind of person who can help it heal if we can all give him a chance and try to meet in the middle no longer as Republicans and Democrats, but as Americans.
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    1 hr 26 min
  • Who Farted
    Our 3rd episode, we express condolences to Rudy Giuliani who has had a tougher year than most people.  Rest in pe... oh, wait, no.  No, he's taking the Donald Trump route and he's just gonna keep on going.  There was going to be a guest on this episode, but our resident rocket scientist had to go to bed early, but next week there will be a special guest.  I can't even remember what the hell else we talked about, so I'll have to re-listen to this episode myself.  And was that a fart I heard?
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    1 hr 9 min
  • Justin, Santa Claus, and Our Resident Rocket Scientist's Wild Ride.
    Our 4th episode we discuss holidays, the origins of Santa Claus, and finally get a visit from our resident rocket scientist, Jesse!  He is a little salty about our use of android devices, making his case for Macintosh Apple Products.  We learn from him that the sun has a solar flare cycle akin to the manstrual cycles of males, and that the moon is an illusion projected in the sky.  The debate arises between Justin and Jesse about the advances of the Pontiac company.  All in all it is a wild, alcohol-fueled ride.
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    1 hr 30 min
  • Happy Merry Holidays from Rocket Science to Amazon!
    This booze-fueled 2 hour episode features a surprise visit from our Resident Rocket Scientist, Jesse who finally got the program figured out.  We discuss some of the current events going on between Trump and the Russians, Trickle-Down Economics and why it failed, Jesse explains the Sunspots cycle and orbiting traffic jams.  We find out how each of us got our names and Ty dishes on the familial troubles he has had with his parents.  The three of us discuss the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, and how their "prophets" get revelations.  After Jesse leaves, Justin and Ty discuss online retailing and the difficulty and adaptations that have been made out of necessity throughout history.  By the end of this episode, the only thing you will be sure of is that Ty can't hold his liquor.  Thanks for letting us use the clipart for this episode: Christmas vector created by pikisuperstar - www.freepik.com
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    2 hr 10 min
  • Good Riddance to 2020

    This booze-fueled-banter is loaded (and so are Ty, Justin, and our Resident Rocket Scientist Jesse) with drunken craziness as we bid good-riddance to 2020, discuss the Netflix mockumentary "Death to 2020", and laugh our asses off trying really hard to have a good, meaningful conversation, but getting derailed every. damn. step. of. the. way!

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    1 hr 6 min

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Listen to Tyler and Justin discuss and disect everything and anything that they can think of. We are certainly not experts, and very rarely give any solutions, but we love the discussion.