Originally posted 7/12/2017

We couldn't be more pumped to bring you the penultimate episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, as we discuss the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger bodybuilding docudrama, Pumping Iron! On this episode, Mike and Kevin attempt to separate fact from fiction, struggle to understand bodybuilding judging criteria, and dissect Arnold's competitive mind games while playing a few of their own.

Originally posted 6/28/2017

We're delivering another episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, and we're expecting nothing but misery as we discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1994 comedy(?), Junior! On this episode, Mike and Kevin take an extended look at 1994 in cinema before finally forcing themselves to discuss the film in question, attempt to compile a list of the most horrifying babies in movie history, struggle to understand the movie's depiction of human anatomy, and take a deep dive into Danny DeVito's pornography collection.

Originally posted 6/14/2017

We're beside ourselves with joy on the latest episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, as we discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger's cloning opus, The 6th Day! On this episode, sooner than you think, Mike and Kevin will discuss a near-future filled with a variety of horrific abominations, such as cloned pets, reluctant self-driving cars, laser light shows, mall monorails, demonic dolls, remote-controlled aircraft, remote-controlled dogs, nacho bananas, futuristic pagers, jelly monsters, purple bob haircuts, and the most ghastly abomination of them all: the XFL.

Originally posted 5/31/2017

We're telling nothing but the truth on the latest episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, and we're extending our invitation to join us as we discuss True Lies! On this episode, we attempt to deconstruct the French origins of this American action classic, draw a distinction between bad guys and "bad" guys, observe the age-old conflict between technology and horse, and try to determine which fictional spy Harry Tasker most resembles: James Bond, or James Bond Jr.?

Originally posted 5/17/2017

We're building bridges instead of walls on the latest episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, as we discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger's return to the silver screen in The Last Stand! On this episode, Mike and Kevin give Forest Whitaker a promotion from federal agent to godhood, scrutinize yet another in a long line of questionable Southern accents, fret about a SWAT team's ambiguous mission objectives, and make unnecessary alterations to a "classic" Saturday Night Live sketch.

Originally posted 5/3/2017

It's our most combative episode yet on the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, which couldn't be more appropriate for our discussion of Conan the Destroyer! On this episode we clash over the relative merits of Grace Jones, debate the finer points of human-to-camel etiquette, preside as Dungeon Masters over the Battle of Garaj Dore, and declare Conan's impatience to be his greatest virtue.

Originally posted 4/19/2017

The Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast returns for its fourth and final season to discuss our final foray into Arnold Schwarzenegger's low budget catalogue: Raw Deal! On this episode, Mike and Kevin discuss the improper usage of grenades, bulletproof glass and Trivial Pursuit questions, attempt to determine if magnets could in fact be used to rig a craps table, and tally a multitude of ways NOT to fake your own death.

Originally posted 4/9/2017

The Bad Puns and Machine Guns Podcast comes to you (nearly) live and direct, as we bring you our take on Arnold Schwarzenegger's latest film, Aftermath! Join us as Mike and Kevin offer their rawest reactions to the film and emerge a bit worse for wear, in more ways than one.

NOTE: Aside from some basic information regarding the movie's premise, this episode is spoiler-free through 28:20.

Originally posted 3/22/2017

Hunting season opens again on the latest episode of the Bad Puns & Machine Guns podcast, as we discuss yet another Arnold-less sequel to one of his classic films: Predator 2! In this episode, we question the wisdom of casting Danny Glover as a futuristic super-cop, examine the superstitions surrounding spilled cocaine, check Adam Baldwin for a pulse, and wonder if our replacement-level Predator is ready for the big leagues.

Originally posted 3/8/2017

If you're listening to the latest episode of the Bad Puns and Machine Guns podcast, you are the resistance. That's because we're here to discuss the only Arnold-less entry into the Terminator canon thus far: Terminator Salvation! On this episode we draw comparisons to this movie's contemporaries in the killer robot genre, Kevin speaks ill of the dead, Mike speaks ill of two living directors, and we both speak ill of Terminator Salvation's final act.