Happy Monday on this episode its Pluto Demoted Day! I know so exited also talk about why no conservative conspiracy theories about Wish maybe it's to due with random free mini jerky sausages.

Wicked hot information to end the week who is the Bigfoot People supporting for president 2020? I have the information for you also today in history and it's Senior Citizen's Day.

Happy Thursday today we celebrate World Mosquito Day, it's that happy time of year you know DNC & RNC season who watches that boring ass propaganda? Also can't call your ex-wife a dingbat?

Happy Tuesday it's Never Give Up Day! Speaking of never giving up I have a theory that Walmart will be the beginning of the end of the world.

Just like a horny teenager beating the meat with tube socks there is a lot of pent up rage from the weekend this Monday. Join Chris the Mole Man talking about once again the upper 1% is fucking the mom & pop shops while looking out for our corporate pizza overlords. Also, a look back on today in history and did you know it's Black Cat Appreciation Day?

Today in Social Security Day! Also a look back at today in history and other nonsense.

Happy Thursday we are classing this shit up today since it's Filet Mignon Day also a look back on today in history, and talking about biological hazard hookers of Mexico.

Happy World Elephant Day! Take a look back on today in history, fat girl fornication better than masturbation, and the Angry Korean Gamer lights his balls on fire.

Happy Tuesday it's play in the sand day how do you play in the sand it's also hard to fornicate on the beach with conservation officers watching. Also a look back at today in history and eating ass in court.

A look back on today in history, it's also S'mores day which is not what you think it's a sex thing and you're not worth a microchip.