Arrow: Chapter and Verse

In which Patrick and I review Ace Reporter

In which Patrick and I review Aruba, not the constituent country of the Kingdom of Denmark, but this episode of Legends of Tomorrow.

In which newly-minted Co-host Patrick and I review the temporarily accurately named Disbanded.

The second part of my first appearance on The Clink Tank.

In which Patrick, Erin, and I review Doomworld; not anything to do with Doctor Doom, but this episode of Legends of Tomorrow.




Darhk:  
You feel a breeze and then you freeze

You can't see where he's got

You fire your gun in front of you

Exactly where he's not

How do you find your target

When he's as fast as thought?

I even think he can run through the timestream

Merlin: 
He rushes round the city

At a speed as fast as light

Not a trap nor cage will hold him

Though try them as you might

I hate to have to say it

'Cause it's no help to our plight;

We're boned if he runs backward through the timestream.

Darhk: 
I'll point out that we've lost to men with bows

Merlin: 
I hate that, goodness knows

Legends: 
How do you solve a problem like a speedster?

How do you catch, say, Thawne, and kill him dead?

How do you make a plan to catch a speedster?

Darhk: 
He is faster than fast, as fast as the wind. 

Merlin: 
My head!

Darhk and Merlin: 
How do you keep him when he's insubstantial?

Why did we ever let him take command?

And how do we make him stay

So that we can make him pay

Or will this effort be our final stand?

Legends: 
Oh, how do you solve a problem like a speedster?

How do you hold the lightning in your hand?

Merlin: 
When at first we took the spear

I thought that we'd never fear

But I'm afraid I can think of nothing shrewd

He can put his hand through my chest

Should he decide that it is best

Darhk: 
And the lightning, well, it's fright'ning! 

Merlin:
And we're screwed!

Darhk: 
He can slit our throats at will

As though we were standing still

But he never does it and I wonder why.

He's a menace! He's the boss!

It's a problem! It's our loss!

It's enough to make me just sit down and cry

Dahrk, Merlin, and Legends: 
How do you solve a problem like a speedster?

How do you catch, say, Thawne, and kill him dead?

How do you make a plan to catch a speedster?

Dahrk:
He is faster than fast, as fast as the wind. 


Merlin:
My head!

Dahrk and Merlin:
How do you keep him when he's insubstantial?

Why did we ever let him take command?

And how do we make him stay

So that we can make him pay

Or will this effort be our final stand?

Darhk, Merlin, and Legends:
Oh, how do you solve a problem like a speedster?

How do you hold the lightning in your hand?

Surprise! It's an episode of The Clink Tank in which I appear as a guest.

In which Patrick and I review Abra-Kadabra, not the Steve Miller Band song, but the Flash episode of the same name. Though the song does get a reference.

In which Patrick and I review Distant Star

In which we review Kapiushion.

In which we review Checkmate, not the stage of play in the game, Chess, but this episode of Arrow.