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In which I woke up in a Soho doorway; a policeman knew my name. And I really wanna know Who Are You.
In which I review Supergirl Lives, and must conclude that Frodo Lives! is better.
In which I review Raiders of the Lost Art, and Belloc comes in for some scathing criticism.
In which I review What We Leave Behind.
In which I review Invasion!
Three light years out we check our guns. And then we learn the plan.
I hear they don't have spaceships yet; this should be easy.
Aliens, aliens! Invasion!
Aliens, aliens! Invasion!
But who are these right here, who shoot and punch and zap?
I didn't come to Earth to take this kind of crap.
Aliens, aliens! Invasion!
Aliens, aliens! Invasion!
In which I review The Present and find nevvy Fred's good cheer quite intolerable (but secretly I realize my own loneliness).
In which I review Invasion.
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Invasion, invasion! Invasion!
Invasion, invasion! Invasion!
Who, day and night, must thwart all of the villains
Have a secret identity and keep a job?
And who cannot have a fulfilling love life
Because it isn't a good plot?
The heroes, the heroes! Invasion!
The heroes, the heroes! Invasion!
In which I review Invasion.
Who must know the way to make a proper scheme,
An evil scheme, a clever scheme?
Who must risk their lives to run the scheme,
So the hero's free to thwart it on time?
The villains, the villains! Invasion!
The villains, the villains! Invasion!
In which I review Vigilante. And in which the song "Vigilante Man" is not heard (more's the pity).
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