Today, we’re wondering if arsenic poisoning is the reason I’m farting razorblades and why the local water lines have developed a hardy and robust biofilm slime layer. We’re dissecting the Chubalub infestation in San Miguel and why every Gringo over 60 down here looks like the Crypt Keeper. We’re exploring a recurring dream where I reigned as King of the 1980s forest, and explaining why we'll never go backwards to be sequestered in the suburban slog.

Whether you’re ready to make changes or you just need to purge your own slime layer, let’s come clean.

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