Can you believe what your eyeballs tell you? No. You can’t. But it’s not your biology that’s to blame…it’s your societal conditioning. We are made to believe absolute absurdities our whole lives, until we can’t trust the data that comes through our senses. 

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For those of us with OCD, we crave order and routine. How did moving to another country affect my psyche? It wasn't pretty. In fact, it was borderline disgusting. Will I be able to get my shit together, or will a decades-long neurosis drive me to the brink of insanity?

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There's a bizarre, benevolent presence in the dream realm, that sends everyone important messages in the form of veiled metaphors. But did you know that these same messages come to you in your waking reality as well?  It’s true! You just have to learn how to interpret the data.

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When a bird speaks do you listen? I finally did. Because of this, I’ve set off to the highlands of central Mexico, with my family, for an exploration of my inner most fears. Will we soar into the ether of infinite possibility, or will my old, heavy baggage cause us to come crashing back down to earth?

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As my wife, son, and I prepare to leave the US for a contemporary pilgrimage of epic proportions, the Matrix is doing its best to try and detain us. Can we free ourselves physically, emotionally, and spiritually from a malevolent societal imperative that wants to sicken and control us? Chron Con is back, baby!

Here's a link to the video mentioned in this episode.

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Welcome to Chron Con! 
In this episode I ponder...

• Why my brother is like a retarded dolphin. 
• How your therapist doesn't really want to cure you.
• Faking my own death to escape this whacked-out fucking culture.
• Is there a gay latino dancer inside of me? 
• How a big, old tidal wave is coming. Are you ready?
• This is the end, beautiful friend.

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Welcome to Chron Con! 
In this episode I ponder...

• Yet another Unplanned Panty Tangent (UPT).
• Is American cheese the equivalent of brie?
• Are HOKA sneakers retarded? Yes. 
• How my magnetism often overcomes my stupidity.
• Why soon...my wife and I will be filling our sails with the winds of fate. 
• A blowjob story for the ages.

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Welcome to Chron Con! 
In this episode I ponder...

• Am I the "Bodfather"?
• Did I get chlamydia from going down on a hooker?
• Could Chron Con live in posterity in the vaults of the techno-sphere?
• Why our fake culture is like a retarded Disneyland.
• Angry? Sad? Fight your dad! (it worked for me).
• How I once got naked at a Boy Scout camp with a bunch of men (and paid to do it).

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Welcome to Chron Con! 
In this episode I ponder...

• How last week's story got my wife super horny.
• Why my mom has Trump Derangement Syndrome.
• Am I a Big Giant Baby (BGB)?
• How I was once attacked by a foot-long millipede.
• What's underneath fear and anxiety?
• How a flappin' penis helped to turn my dream world upside-down.

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Welcome to Chron Con! 
In this episode I ponder...

• Why Boomers are giant, wrinkly babies.
• If your ex is a nasty-ass hoe...what does that say about YOU?
• Why does my mom pretend to read?
• How I was once mistaken for a Mediterranean super star.
• Is this the end of Chron Con?
• The best blowjob in the history of the world. 

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