Today, we’re wondering if arsenic poisoning is the reason I’m farting razorblades and why the local water lines have developed a hardy and robust biofilm slime layer. We’re dissecting the Chubalub infestation in San Miguel and why every Gringo over 60 down here looks like the Crypt Keeper. We’re exploring a recurring dream where I reigned as King of the 1980s forest, and explaining why we'll never go backwards to be sequestered in the suburban slog.

Whether you’re ready to make changes or you just need to purge your own slime layer, let’s come clean.

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Today, we’re wondering if we’re all just bubbling in the giant vat of insanity and why the only way out is to exit Normieville, USA. We’re dissecting the jiggly jowls of modern consensus and how this madness is used to glue little boys' butts to a seat. We’re exploring a dream from the '90s featuring my father in cutoff jeans, and wondering why people are wasting their time making dumb AI pics, while the 'vampiric squid' are diligently working to lock us down. 

Whether you feel mired in cultural craziness or you just like to make pics of your uncle with his pants down, let's get turnt.

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Today, we’re navigating the "resting bitch face" of the Mexican highlands while observing a curious gaggle of scantily clad women who are turning the Parroquia into a brothel. I’m sharing how I officially stopped being a transplanted Chubalub by trading the "suburban slog" for 7-mile loops through San Miguel, and why our friends in LA refused to suck Hopeium during COVID. Plus, I’ll dive into a dream so powerful I now exist on the same frequency as Ryan Gosling.

Whether you’re ready to stop making excuses or you just want directions to the brothel, let’s be honest.

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Today, we’re wondering if my Mexican ID makes me look like a thug and how my ex-girlfriend resembled a retarded Linda Ronstadt. We’re dissecting the Davos crowd’s plan to swap our autonomy for cricket paste, and why I’m holding out for street-mule Mexico over a surveillance state. Plus, I’ll share how dating a scoliotic slut led to the realization that we’ve become Pavlovian-addicted animals being force-fed a diet of shit.

Whether you drove a crappy car in high school or you just like sluts, let’s be real.

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Today, we’re wondering if my wife could fit inside a garbage can and why the "chubalub" might be going international. We’re dissecting the cult of American everything, and pondering if a demon could force us to make love to our cousins. Plus, I’ll share how an ethereal, blue cross of Christ rocked my dream world, and how my bleary-eyed sleep cycles might be coming to an end.

Whether you want to escape the American political machine, or you have a crush on your own cousin, let’s get honest.

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Today, we’re dissecting how people pay 180 grand to lock kids up in cinderblock prisons and why pretty little girls are basically demons. We’re also remembering what a Mexican 'stinky squirrel' taught me about reality and why I now have the ankles of a mountain goat. Plus, I’ll reveal how society grooms you to be a sniveling, little dickhead.

Whether you're here to embark on your own pilgrimage or you hate little girls, let’s discover some truth.

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Today, we’re delving into a conga line of childhood filth and wondering why some of us had to tap the couch until we cried. We’re lamenting the rise of phone-addicted chubby kids and why my entire wardrobe used to smell like Sasquatch piss. Plus, I’ll share how my OCD creates a cocoon of hell and why the effervescence of puppies is the only thing that can save me. 

Whether you're here to break free of your own mental hell or you just enjoy Sasquatch stories, let’s get real.

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Today, we’re wondering if we can record a podcast in the symphonic cacophony of Mexico and why some cities are like a blonde with big tits. We’re dissecting the cost of keeping your butt cheeks closed at the TSA and why San Miguel de Allende is a Neo-Gothic fantasy in pink. Plus, I’ll share how a stubborn staph infection in my mouth led to the realization that I’m just a tourist in my own life.

Whether you're here to decrypt the metaphors in your dreams or you just want to know how much arsenic is in the water, let’s drill down.

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.

Today, we’re wondering why my buddy Peter is creaming his underwear over season 2 and how we finally fled the suburban slog for the highlands of Mexico. We’re dissecting the majesty of Thailand’s shit-eating pigs and how my wife (the Boss Bitch) keeps me cool. Plus, I’ll share a dream about an underground port-a-potty and why you have to dive into your own filth to truly be free.

Whether you're here to confront your own trauma or you just want to see how deep this shithole goes, let’s get dirty.

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Welcome to season 2 of Chron Con! Today, we’re wondering if dive-bombing birds are my magical mystery guides and why I’m trading the 'chubalubs' of Arkansas for a life modeled after Jesus. We’re dissecting the rise of soy-titted gamer boys and how the idea of a pilot with PMS is also a sign of a sick society. Plus, I’ll reveal how we plan to pack up and hit the road.

Whether you're here to study the architecture of our escape or you just want to hear what the birds said, let's start soaring.

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.