Chronic Conundrum

Today, we’re wondering if I will return to the sterile embrace of the suburban slog or if the opportunity to bang my wife in the shower is enough to keep us in the flow state. We’re dissecting why the world has become a giant sh*t sandwich that is starting to rot and how Lululemon is turning tween girls into little hussies. We're exploring "real" Mexico, where underwear still dries outside the windows of cinder-block homes, and visiting a dream where a carnival is really just an OSHA-defying nightmare of methed-out ride attendants.

Whether you’re mired in the suburban slog yourself or you just like the idea of saving money on a clothes dryer, let's come clean.

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Today, we’re recounting a tangential experience with death via James Van der Beek and why my parents' house was consumed by the cacophonous bleating of my mom’s CNN habit. We’re dissecting the psychotic movie script of made-up catastrophe known as COVID and why trading a football-field-size American flag for naked hot-tubbing with big, beautiful pontoons was the only way to survive Texas. We’re exploring a whispered admission of truth where a beautiful lady admits that I'm a "visionary" and explaining why most "freedom" in the current zeitgeist is just a hollowed-out stage prop.

Whether you're ready to escape the cacophonous bleating of your own media habit or you just need to hear some whispered truth, let's get visionary.

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.

Today, we’re wondering if I should be as robust as a 5-foot-tall Korean woman and why the world follows the lead of prostitute-bangin' weasels like Bill Gates. We’re dissecting how the Epstein Files have become the primary fuel in the current geopolitical zeitgeist and why people willingly injected themselves with a compliance serum. We’re exploring the terrifying, nocturnal struggles for my soul and explaining why I’m not Nostradamus—I just know evil when I see it.

Whether you're ready to win the battle for your soul or you just need to find some of that Korean swagger, let's get robust.

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.

Today, we’re navigating "Street Mexico" where cats lick trash like popsicles and how I gave up a free house sit because I'd have to throw my dirty toilet paper in the trash. We're wondering if a sailboat vagabond we met here is actually just an English pimp and how it seems that every female I know lures me in just to attack me. We're dissecting another basement dream where I sop up unrepressed emotions with a dirty towel, and dissecting how the average American family is just a group of chubby, little phone-addicts who eat at Fuddruckers. 

Whether you’re worried about the state of your own subconscious or you're just wondering if you could hack it here in central Mexico, let's get dirty. 

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.

Today, we’re wondering if arsenic poisoning is the reason I’m farting razorblades and why the local water lines have developed a hardy and robust biofilm slime layer. We’re dissecting the Chubalub infestation in San Miguel and why every Gringo over 60 down here looks like the Crypt Keeper. We’re exploring a recurring dream where I reigned as King of the 1980s forest, and explaining why we'll never go backwards to be sequestered in the suburban slog.

Whether you’re ready to make changes or you just need to purge your own slime layer, let’s come clean.

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.

Today, we’re wondering if we’re all just bubbling in the giant vat of insanity and why the only way out is to exit Normieville, USA. We’re dissecting the jiggly jowls of modern consensus and how this madness is used to glue little boys' butts to a seat. We’re exploring a dream from the '90s featuring my father in cutoff jeans, and wondering why people are wasting their time making dumb AI pics, while the 'vampiric squid' are diligently working to lock us down. 

Whether you feel mired in cultural craziness or you just like to make pics of your uncle with his pants down, let's get turnt.

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.

Today, we’re navigating the "resting bitch face" of the Mexican highlands while observing a curious gaggle of scantily clad women who are turning the Parroquia into a brothel. I’m sharing how I officially stopped being a transplanted Chubalub by trading the "suburban slog" for 7-mile loops through San Miguel, and why our friends in LA refused to suck Hopeium during COVID. Plus, I’ll dive into a dream so powerful I now exist on the same frequency as Ryan Gosling.

Whether you’re ready to stop making excuses or you just want directions to the brothel, let’s be honest.

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.

Today, we’re wondering if my Mexican ID makes me look like a thug and how my ex-girlfriend resembled a retarded Linda Ronstadt. We’re dissecting the Davos crowd’s plan to swap our autonomy for cricket paste, and why I’m holding out for street-mule Mexico over a surveillance state. Plus, I’ll share how dating a scoliotic slut led to the realization that we’ve become Pavlovian-addicted animals being force-fed a diet of shit.

Whether you drove a crappy car in high school or you just like sluts, let’s be real.

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.

Today, we’re wondering if my wife could fit inside a garbage can and why the "chubalub" might be going international. We’re dissecting the cult of American everything, and pondering if a demon could force us to make love to our cousins. Plus, I’ll share how an ethereal, blue cross of Christ rocked my dream world, and how my bleary-eyed sleep cycles might be coming to an end.

Whether you want to escape the American political machine, or you have a crush on your own cousin, let’s get honest.

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.

Today, we’re dissecting how people pay 180 grand to lock kids up in cinderblock prisons and why pretty little girls are basically demons. We’re also remembering what a Mexican 'stinky squirrel' taught me about reality and why I now have the ankles of a mountain goat. Plus, I’ll reveal how society grooms you to be a sniveling, little dickhead.

Whether you're here to embark on your own pilgrimage or you hate little girls, let’s discover some truth.

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.