Today, we’re wondering if my wife could fit inside a garbage can and why the "chubalub" might be going international. We’re dissecting the cult of American everything, and pondering if a demon could force us to make love to our cousins. Plus, I’ll share how an ethereal, blue cross of Christ rocked my dream world, and how my bleary-eyed sleep cycles might be coming to an end.

Whether you want to escape the American political machine, or you have a crush on your own cousin, let’s get honest.

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