Today, we’re navigating the "resting bitch face" of the Mexican highlands while observing a curious gaggle of scantily clad women who are turning the Parroquia into a brothel. I’m sharing how I officially stopped being a transplanted Chubalub by trading the "suburban slog" for 7-mile loops through San Miguel, and why our friends in LA refused to suck Hopeium during COVID. Plus, I’ll dive into a dream so powerful I now exist on the same frequency as Ryan Gosling.

Whether you’re ready to stop making excuses or you just want directions to the brothel, let’s be honest.

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