Today, we’re wondering if a message in a bottle is romantic or redundant and why adobe houses are actually maintenance-heavy nightmares cosplaying as high art. We’re dissecting how children are usually an afterthought in obituaries and whether Liechtenstein is a real country or just a fictional tax haven. Plus, I’ll share how a cup of mushroom tea helped me to figure out my shit.

Whether you're here to identify your mortal enemies or you just want to take a cosmic trip, let's uncork the chaos.

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.

Welcome to the debut of Chron Con. Today, we’re wondering if a contagious rink rat is enough to debunk terrain theory and why homeschooling is the only way to prevent your kids from becoming 'wrinkly babies.' We’re dissecting how a digital diet of boobs, butts, and farts leads to spiritual depression. Plus, I’ll share how to reclaim your youth and why I am undeniably the sexiest ice skater in my town.

Whether you're here to reclaim your sanity or you just want to watch the world burn from a better vantage point, let’s diagnose the issues. 

For more Chron Con, including tips on how to seek salvation in an insane world: https://chroncon.com/. And if you like futuristic and fun fantasy, check out my newly created Substack: https://chroncon.substack.com/.