Today, we’re investigating why everyone needs a "Peter" in their life and whether this podcast can finally land me some international fantasy ass. We’re also remembering when Catholic nuns beat me with rulers (and why I liked it) and how our sun is definitely closer than scientists claim. Plus, I’ll share what a cassette tape from 1982 taught me about being a boss.

Whether you're here to investigate alien tentacle molestation or you’re hunting for a signal in the static, let’s get sexy.

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