Today, we’re wondering if my wife is actually a pocket-sized Yoda and why 'rawdoggin' your next plane ride is the only way to escape the metaverse. We’re dissecting the strange life lessons of a suburban gunrunner and why you should absolutely embrace the schizoid revolution. Plus, I’ll share how a demonic dream-dog almost took my dick and balls off.

Whether you're here to decode the static of a schizophrenic world or you're just looking to jump naked on a trampoline, let’s get kooky.

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