Today, we’re exploring the gross asthenosphere of my psyche and explaining why I only dance with men at weddings. We’re wondering if only real men cry during podcast interviews and if my show is finally taking off in Amsterdam. Plus, I’ll share specific life lessons learned from a high school jerk-off competition on a bus.

Whether you're here to audit your own psychic layers or you just want to know how the contest ended, let’s get nasty.

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