Today, we’re wondering if a Danish rent-a-grandma business is a cure for loneliness and how weird Portland actually is once you’ve seen a guy get shanked. We’re dissecting the physics of beating a hobo in a fist fight and how podcasting from my bathroom might beat back the devil. Plus, I’ll share how my dad once grabbed a live bat in the 80's wearing only cut-off shorts.

Whether you're here to escape a state of terror or you just appreciate short-shorts, let’s get into the chaos.

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