Today, we’re wondering if a message in a bottle is romantic or redundant and why adobe houses are actually maintenance-heavy nightmares cosplaying as high art. We’re dissecting how children are usually an afterthought in obituaries and whether Liechtenstein is a real country or just a fictional tax haven. Plus, I’ll share how a cup of mushroom tea helped me to figure out my shit.

Whether you're here to identify your mortal enemies or you just want to take a cosmic trip, let's uncork the chaos.

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