Today, we’re dissecting how people pay 180 grand to lock kids up in cinderblock prisons and why pretty little girls are basically demons. We’re also remembering what a Mexican 'stinky squirrel' taught me about reality and why I now have the ankles of a mountain goat. Plus, I’ll reveal how society grooms you to be a sniveling, little dickhead.

Whether you're here to embark on your own pilgrimage or you hate little girls, let’s discover some truth.

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