Art Cinema, Fart Cinema: A Bad Film Podcast

Cameron really, really, really wanted us to cover this Kiss movie.

Who are we to deny him such a simple pleasure?

Been a while. Welcome back.

In this ALL NEW SPECIAL HALLOWEEN SPECIAL episode of "Art Cinema, Fart Cinema", Simon and Cameron delve into Ang Lee's incendiary "HULK" film of 2003. HAPPY HULKOWEEN!

In this ALL NEW episode of ART CINEMA, FART CINEMA, Simon and Cameron discuss the 1981 slasher film "The Burning", which is about a murderous and disfigured summer camp caretaker who seeks bloody vengeance.

This film is especially interesting because it stars George Costanza and Elastigirl in their first ever film roles.

That's it! That's all you get!

Enjoy!

Hello again.

In this very special, hiatus-busting bonus episode of MODERN FART, Simon and Cameron discuss and review the brand-new extra chunky long-awaited Denis Villeneuve film, DUNE.

Full, hard-on, wonderful ART CINEMA, FART CINEMA will be back soon!

We promise!

Hello there! Here's a quick bonus episode to tide you over during our hiatus. 'Saint Maud' is a gripping and deliberate British horror film that Simon absolutely loved. Nadeem thought it was good, too! And it's in cinemas now!

ART CINEMA, FART CINEMA will be back in 2021.

And here it is, the second part of our top ten best films of the 2010s! Simon and Nadeem round up the upper half of their era-defining list... hopefully number 1 will surprise and delight you!

Also, this marks the end of our 'between seasons' content: we are going to go on a wee release hiatus whilst we cook up season 3 of the main show. Thanks so much for listening. We will see you in the summer!

Welcome to part 1 (of 2) of Art Cinema, Fart Cinema's best 10 films of the decade. It's a little bit late, but presented proudly here are our picks for the best films of the 2010s. Enjoy, darling.

CineLit is our new, miscellaneous show, in which we discuss anything that doesn't fit into our regular programming!

In this final Goodie, Nadeem recommends 'The Witch', a 2015 sort-of horror movie. Well, it IS technically a horror film... but don't let that put you off!

'The Witch' is a movie that will creep up on you. There's maybe 1 jump-scare in the whole thing, the rest is just a bit discomforting. It is about a family in New England in the 1600s who are banished from their puritanical village. They also may or may not be cursed.

Nadeem and Simon also spend an inordinate amount of time talking about 'The Lighthouse', which is a film they haven't seen. Then at the end they disappear up their own arses. Ego overload. Idiots.

Two weeks late, really sorry, here's this week's Goodie!

A film produced by The Beatles' manager, 'The Holy Mountain' is a 1973 surrealist fantasy movie. Alejandro Jodorowsky directed it and wrote it. It's strange as hell. Google Image it, you will get a decent idea as to what you're letting yourself in for.

Happy New Year! May you have a wonderful 2020.

This week, Nadeem recommends 'Punch-Drunk Love', the wonderful Paul Thomas Anderson-directed "art house Adam Sandler movie". One of Nadeem's all-time favourite films, 'PDL' stars Adam Sandler working at his absolute peak, playing an anxious businessman who, in the midst of meeting the woman of his dreams, has to fight off a bunch of personal demons. The film is so offbeat and dreamy and the music is amazing. I don't want to say any more about it. Please watch it!