Faceboy and his girlfriend get locked on a pier after being naughty. It turns "Claire" is celibate. A drunk driver asks to retrieve a key for his chastity belt. Facegirl (Kathryn Dunn) doesn't think Faceboy's girl gives a good b.j.. The people at just answer.com are lying pieces of shit. Victor Varnado shares many fun stories and a man has sex with a van!!! All this and much more on the latest episode of Art Star Scene radio on Radio Free Brooklyn!!!