*saunters up* "That is one big pile of shit."

Kicking off our newest Special Issue, a fan-favourite returns to discuss one of her favourite movies of all time: Jurassic Park. Join your corresponding author (Tyler D. R. Vance) and this week's first author (Emily L. Vance) as they peruse the paddocks of the ill-fated dinosaur-containing theme park. Along the way, they'll pay ample homage to one of the best comedies of the last decade (AKA Booksmart), prattle about Laura Dern's amazing performance, and take umbrage with the state of movie recommendations in the modern era.

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