The true identity of the Man in the Aluminium Mask is at last revealed! But not before crossing an ocean blue, facing the walrus, busting out of juvy, and Oxford Comma, and being put before a kangaroo court for apricot theft. This one goes out to ole Cap’n Rumshackle.

The hunt is on for the holy relics of Saint John of the Patisserie. None will be spared in this thrilling adventure dug up by Herr Moose himself during the exhumation of the once chic Cardinal Ratzelfinkelburgerstrauss. Watch out for those Mexican Paratroopers!

Arthur C. Wedgerton and his goonies invent time travel! History itself struts and frets on a stage before our very ears to the flopping rythme of a silver princess fish. Baron Von Scrap, a weasel, an Oxford Comma, and the world’s largest chocolate Easter egg are along for the ride.

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Arthur J Moose

PS Nice Hair