Wanna Be A Rock Star Invader
Rock Star Invader!!!???
I wanna be a rock star invader
riding the radio waves
that dissapear in deep space...
I'll set some aliens rocking,
they'll be diddy-bopping
with those huge triple
smiles on their scaly face,
cause it's tough here on earth,
to find a record exec
who thinks my music is worth a C.D.
so I've bought a transmitter
from a friend off of twitter,
and I'm headed for the next galaxy.
Chorus-
I want to set worlds aflame
they'll think a meteor came,
as my songs each blast
through their atmospheres,
I know I've got a great chance
to get those green men to dance,
'cause I've heard they all have 22 ears.
No more moping and hoping,
till my heart just gets broken,
with only three lousy gigs
in six weeks...
I'll be strumming and stroking
till my strings are all smoking
playing songs to all those
outer space freaks.
I'm gonna set worlds aflame,
they'll think a meteor came
as my music blasts
through their atmospheres,
I know I've got a great chance
to get those green men to dance,
because I've heard
they all have 22 ears.
Past Uranus and Pluto,
plus some monstrous black holes,
broadcast in stereo
and out of control,
where those purple people eaters
will be telling their leaders
that they finally learned
the meaning of soul.
Maybe I'll take a tour
next time they fly by
just to see what all
the fuss is about,
they'll beam me up to their ship,
for a real far out trip,
back to their planet where
we'll all "Twist and Shout."
I plan to set worlds aflame
they'll swear a meteor came
as my songs each blast
through their atmospheres,
I know I've got a great chance
to get those green men to dance,
because I heard they all have 22 ears.
Maybe I'll redo Woodstock
on a planet whose jungles
are all cannabis that
grows giant sized,
and then I'll borrow some talent
Hendrix, Janis and others
cause I'm sure that
Heaven's really close by,
In front of ten trillion strong
we'll play back all those great songs,
inside a concert hall
that's shaped like a bong,
we'll bring the universe peace,
and then we'll cut a release,
and sent it back to earth
to right all the wrongs.
straight back to where my songs all belong