You’re a beautiful Girl
except for your nebby nose
though it’s perfectly sculpted
it's nosiness blows
though I love you dearly
I think its time I propose
before we go any further
into a sleeper or a keeper
I don’t need to hear beepers
or the tone on my phone
ten or twenty times daily
wondering where did I go
asking when I’ll be home.
When Ya Gonna Be Home, Baby????
I don’t need another mother
babe, I’m fully grown
nose your way out of my life
and leave us both alone.
Ya gotta stay outta me business
try not to be so suspicious
cause you’re so damn delicious
I suppose if we kiss more
your nose will be far too busy
trying to fit around mine
and you’ll be too giddy
to be checking me business
when I’m not around
I’ve got to find a solution
when you’re spying I frown
They say possession is nine-tenths
of the laws that we follow,
but your possessiveness beats that
Cause in me business, you wallow.
I want you to be mine
but I’m too busy avoiding
all the ways that you hound me
that’s not love…it’s annoying!
So I’ll give you a taste
of your own medicine
and I’ll see how you like it
when I’m as meddlesome!
and I think in a week
you’ll be back in my arms
with a nose that no longer
goes sniffing out false alarms
Some emotional Rhinoplasty
might do the trick
when you see how it feels
to be a carrot on a stick
I’ll buy me a drone
that gonna dog you all day
till you run and you beg me
to take it away
I’m not planning to leave you
Cause I love you so much
you’re the gal that I long for
but your nose is a crutch
so we’ll see how things work out
with me in your business
then we’ll kiss and make up
sharing sweetest forgiveness.
yeah we’ll kiss and makeup
and share a love full of richness.
Cause you’re a beautiful girl
except for your nebby nose
though it’s perfectly sculpted
it nosiness blows
and though I love you dearly
I think its time I propose
before we go any further
into a sleeper or keeper
I don’t need to hear beepers
or the tone on my phone
ten or twenty times daily
wondering where did I go
asking when I’ll be home.
I hope I’ve made my pain known
Don’t want to leave you alone
I want you to be my own
my Queen on a throne