Weirdos are discussed. Ugly people are discussed. 80s bands are discussed. And there may or may not be a connection to all of these.

Ryan and Danny are back with a vengeance! Because that’s exactly what everyone needed.

The pros and cons of: having a stalker, Ryan almost dying, being in jail, Danny’s job search, speed dating, small towns, and Jesus.

Danny and Ryan go back to basics. Whatever that means.

Danny and Ryan compare notes on their experience seeing Classic Stones. Ryan’s feelings are explored and analyzed, along with the meaning of trauma. And, of course, Danny’s job status.

Ryan and Danny dare to expand their horizons by going to Asbury Park and they have a not-so-bad day, which makes them think they can have an epic summer if they put their minds to it!

A heated discussion ensues over the pros and cons of leaving the house. And if God ever really love us in the first place? Also, Danny gets a new couch. And an ottoman.

The duo try to make the case between expectations and quality of life. And they don’t succeed.

Danny tries to dissect the mysteries that make life magical…and Ryan doesn’t help at all. They leave more jaded than when they went in.

Just some shameless self-promotion for you.