Listen. The immortal words are, "If you want blood, you got it"--NOT "If you want blood, too bad, you already bought the tickets." The Babes gossip about the recent no-blood GWAR show at Hampton Beach, and some mild shit-talking about a random dude named Andre from Transylvania who won't stop bothering one of Ash's friends. Reviews are back this week, and who knew people had such intense feelings about the post office?? The Babes dub the potpourri segment The Psychological Probe, and figure out each other's Drag Names and Rapper Names. And I Could Just Diary brings some more note action from now-famous Molly suffering and summering in " hot smelly country music playing bug infested Hickville, Arkansas" and a few total gems from Ash's journal about hot actors in 1995. We'll just say that Legends of the Fall was preeetty influential, it seems. The Lips Phone is still down, but let us know your drag name or your rapper name by emailing us at [email protected], following us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

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