S2 : EP 5

A penny for your thoughts. Just how Important is money.

Money — can’t live without it, can’t stop stressing over it. This podcast episode dives into the wild, emotional rollercoaster of our relationship with cash. From thrift store Christmases to income tax glow-ups and repo regrets, we talk about how money shapes us — and sometimes breaks us.

We ask the real stuff: Is money evil or just misunderstood? Why do broke people give more than millionaires? Can two siblings grow up the same but see money totally different? And how does being broke as a single parent change everything?

Whether you're rich, poor, or somewhere in overdraft limbo, we’re here for the laughs, the guilt, and the “damn, that’s real” moments. Welcome to your financial therapy session — with jokes.

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S2 : EP 4

COVID-19 didn’t just shake the world — it cracked mine wide open. From BLM protests and Karens in the wild to empty shelves, closed businesses, and a nation armed with misinformation and ammunition, this podcast unpacks the chaos that changed everything. We’re talking lost jobs, broken schools, shuttered dreams, and dogs doubling as bodyguards. No filter, no fluff — just raw stories from the edge of a society spiraling. Because when the world stopped, we started recording.

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S2 : EP 3

The Secret Life of Duacy Douglas

“Things Are Not Always What They Seem”

Ever called an Uber on vacation and ended up on a death-defying joyride through the underworld of Washington D.C.? No? Just us? In this episode, Duacy and Elliot relive that weekend getaway where the Lincoln Memorial and Space Museum were just minor footnotes to a banana-peel-covered, mumble-rap-blasting, smoke-filled Uber from hell.

Join us as we recount the moment our uber driver (Duacy Douglas)pulled up like he was cast in Fast & Questionably Furious, cleared the backseat with all the grace of a raccoon in a drive-thru, and decided seatbelts were just a suggestion. Somewhere between swerving through tunnels, bridge-top detours, and contemplating emergency window exits, we both realized: saying nothing while internally screaming is a universal human reflex.

You’ll laugh, you’ll panic, and you’ll probably reconsider ride sharing apps.

Hop in—if you dare.

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S2 : EP 2

Welcome to Like Throwing Salt on a Snail — a raw, restless, and a little ridiculous dive into how we stress ourselves out... and the weird, wild, sometimes wonderful ways we cope. Ever been set off by toe tapping under a desk or someone saying “no offense, but…”? Yeah. Us too. From unsolicited advice to personal space invaders, snorers, one-uppers, and loud chewers — this is the anti-serenity podcast where we air it all out.

We’re not here to fix you — we’re here to relate. To scream-laugh through the madness. To share the odd rituals that keep us (barely) sane — whether it’s, nose breathing, hanging upside down like a bat, or watching people spiral on reality TV.

This is stress culture with zero fluff. What grinds your gears? What saves your soul? Let’s talk about it — loudly, honestly, and maybe a little chaotically.

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S2 : EP 1 "Your Face looks like a Tire and you Need an Alignment"

On today’s episode we lovingly (sort of) dissect the odd, hilarious, and downright unexplainable world of human features. We’re not scientists, dermatologists, or stylists. We’re just two dangerously observant weirdos with mics and a strong urge to compare your nose to a toucan’s beak.

From chameleon eyes à la Oprah, to Gwen Stefani’s all-gum smile, to people shaped like the letter “P” — no forehead, tooth, or toe is safe. We’re diving deep into the animal kingdom, alphabet, and cartoon universe to explore the art of unfortunate anatomy. Ever seen someone with the bobblehead effect? Or hugged an old person and walked away smelling like a floral ghost? Yeah, we’re talking about it. We’ll break down real-life pancake faces, thumb-looking humans, armpit hair rebels, and the finger lip phenomenon. Think of it as National Geographic meets a roast battle... at a drag brunch.Listener discretion is advised. Sensitivity not included.

New episodes every week. Bring your face — if you dare.

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S1 : EP 25 – The University of Life

Class is in session—and it always will be.  In our season finale, we're breaking down the trials, the tribulations, and the hard-earned wisdom that only life itself can teach. No sugarcoating, no shortcuts—just raw lessons from the real world.

**Don’t sweat the small stuff.**  

Life will throw punches. When it does, *heal on your terms*. Be intentional about who’s in your corner—because friendship isn’t about the crowd, it’s about the connection.

Forget chasing perfection. It’s a myth that steals the magic of the messy, beautiful now. Start recognizing the good—especially the small wins. Gratitude is a game changer.

To our listeners in *27 countries*... we see you, we feel you, and we f**king appreciate you.  

Season 1 is a wrap—but don’t get too comfortable. A full revamp is coming: new intros, new outros, new energy.

**Thanks for riding with us. Stay bold. Stay thirsty. Stay learning.**

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S1 : EP 24 Much to do About Nothing – Misconceptions & Superpowers

In this episode, we’re clearing up the chaos, debunking the wildest misconceptions about us, and  dissecting the truths our *actual* superpowers. Spoiler: we’re not as “chill” as we seem (or maybe we are?). Art’s the “don’t sweat the small stuff” guy, but cross that line and prepare for the *silent treatment* of doom. Elliot thinks he’s on the spectrum? Yeah, maybe. But that doesn’t stop him from embracing his neurodivergence and flipping the script on mental health. Oh, and don’t forget our secret weapon: music. We may have different styles, but together, we’re a *musical* force to be reckoned with.  

So grab your earbuds and get ready to laugh and maybe even learn something. Spoiler alert: there will be no door mats, just us calling out the BS.

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S1 : EP 23 **The Good and Bad with Video Games**

In this episode, we’re talking about video games—the sweet, sweet dopamine hits... and the crushing disappointment when your character gets stuck and you get frustrated. We’ll cover everything from the joy of finally leveling up to the pure rage of video game fatigue. You know, the stuff that makes you question your life choices. We’ll also dive into the weird side of gaming culture, like why it feels like every boss fight is designed to ruin your day. Grab your controller (or your therapy bill), it’s about to get *real* messy.

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S1 : EP 22 "I'm Overstimulated and Woke Up Feeling Sick"**

In this episode, we're venting, verbal vomiting, and sharing all the little annoyances that have been driving us crazy lately. From dry skin to canker sores to the worst experiences at the gym, we’re letting it all out. We dive into everything that’s irritating us today—from Uber cancellations to telemarketers, paper straws to the smell of the gym. We also get into some fun personal grievances like people who don’t smile, line cutters, and neighbors who can’t even say “hello.” It's one of those days where everything seems to pile up, and we’re here to share the chaos with you. Tune in for some relatable rants and laughs!

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S1 : EP 21 Nowadays Anyone Can Be a Doctor

In this episode, we dive into the challenges of navigating the healthcare system in the USA. Sharing personal experiences with doctors, we discuss the frustrations of feeling unheard and the struggle for quality care. We explore how many doctors resist patient involvement and how discrimination, especially in lower-income communities, still runs rampant. Why is Elliot showing up with red Cheeto fingers to a follow up appointment. Talking about he wants to be healthier (LOL)

We also touch on the importance of being an active participant in your own health journey and how holistic treatments like Red Light Therapy often get dismissed by traditional doctors. Despite these struggles, we emphasize the power of asking questions and demanding better care.

Plus, Art shares his 8-9 years soda-free, and we celebrate our growing listener base across 7 counties!

*Disclaimer: These are my personal experiences and not all doctors are alike.*

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