In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

Advocates the use of vinyl surfaces beneath office furniture.

Is adamant about using the right measuring devices to measure ovoid objects.

Encourages deliberate consumption of between-meal sweets.

Is compelled to remind listeners of talk show caller etiquette.

Interprets the subconscious messages inherent in footwear shoelace patterns.

Frowns upon overpriced haircuts.