In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

Advises callers to gather their thoughts prior to going “on air.”

Finds endomorphic ladies appealing.

Feels that ownership of an item lies inherently in one’s ability to disassemble it.

Suggests professional help when dealing with seasonal pests.

Waives his strict “No Caps” policy for his part-time employees.

Is intimidated by compact folding blades.

*content advisory* – This episode contains salty language that you’d be embarrassed to use in front of your mother.