In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . .

Shuns common workplace terms in favor of more whimsical-sounding substitutes.

Prefers age-appropriate ladyfriends.

Suggests browsing one’s analog collection prior to the digital broadcast transition.

Cautions against the feeding of feral animals.

Believes in the secure storage of firearms and ammunition.

Encourages the proper sealing of refrigerated goods.