Ask Palpatine

By Hoggworks Studios

I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.I know that a lot of you hate me -- don't bother to deny it, I have seen it -- but I think that's just because you haven't gotten to know me. I'm not the love... more

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The podcast currently has 49 episodes available.

Ask Palpatine episodes:

March 06, 2008 9: Nine Questions
This week, Palpatine answers nine viewer questions. Because he loves you that much.
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11min
February 17, 2008 8: How does Darth Vader use the bathroom?
The answer to this question is fascinating. Seriously. You'll be surprised.
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5min
February 08, 2008 7: Cooking Ewoks
How does Palpatine like his Ewoks prepared? This question, and FIVE MORE, are answered in this very special -- and very awesome -- episode!
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8min
January 30, 2008 6: Killing Darth Plaguis
This episode I answer the question "Why did you kill your master, Darth Plaguis, in his sleep rather than facing him like a man?"
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5min
January 24, 2008 5: Is Tom Cruise a Sith Lord?
I need to quash all the rumors, and clear this up once-and-for-all: Tom Cruise may be a whacko Scientologist, but he is NOT a Sith Lord.
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4min
January 17, 2008 4: Thermite Lollipops
I answer two questions this week, because the first one honked me off. I mean, seriously, why does everybody keep asking if I have nuclear weapons?
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4min
January 11, 2008 3: Jedi Romance Tips
This time I answer the age-old question "Are there any Jedi tricks to sway the ladies?"The answer is yes.
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4min
January 08, 2008 2: Death Star Design Flaws.
In this episode I answer the question "Why did you build a flaw into the Death Stars?"
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4min
January 06, 2008 1: Give me your questions. Now.
I am Emperor Palpatine. I rule the galaxy.Would you like to get to know more about me? I'm really a nice guy, underneath the terror, the tyranny, and the iron-fisted rule.
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4min

FAQs about Ask Palpatine:

How many episodes does Ask Palpatine have?

The podcast currently has 49 episodes available.