Let's get into the good stuff—and by that, we mean the things that make our eyes twitch and our patience disappear at 35,000 feet. We asked you on Threads, “What’s something people do on planes or in airports that drives you absolutely nuts?” And wow… y’all did not hold back.

From people who act like the overhead bins are their personal closets to those who think the aisle is a yoga studio, we’re diving into some of the most hilariously frustrating behaviors that we as flight attendants—and fellow travelers—see all too often. Whether you’re guilty of a few or just want to laugh (and maybe cringe) along with us, this one is packed with ridiculous stories, relatable rants, and a whole lot of side-eye. Buckle up.

 

Episode Highlights:

[0:21] Spring break madness, school chants, and flights full of chaos.
[2:04] Our wildest recent flights—and yes, the passengers were singing.
[4:35] Introducing the “gate lice” and other boarding zone nightmares.
[5:50] Pet peeve #1: Backpack bin diggers and aisle blockers.
[7:38] Bed-size blankets and full pajama sets… in public.
[11:43] “Where’s baggage claim?”—While standing under the sign.
[12:32] Airport wanderers with no traffic flow awareness.
[16:44] The overhead bin drama: It’s not your bin, folks.
[18:11] Liquid confusion at TSA… it’s been 20 years, y’all.
[19:40] Phones on speaker, loud FaceTime convos, and the power of the hard stare.
[21:26] Aggressive passengers and why being nice actually works.
[23:21] Situational awareness: noise-canceling headphones ≠ ignorance pass.
[25:40] Why people walking barefoot on planes should not be a thing.
[28:15] Nail clipping, polish fumes, and the grossest things we’ve seen.
[30:00] Galley yoga and unwanted mid-flight interpretive dance.
[31:12] Escalator freeze-ups and people who block moving walkways.
[35:00] People leaving trash everywhere—don’t be that person.

 

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