We’re back to ponder the hard questions like, was Stalin a good person? Having never received our check from President Xi, we start simping for Cuba, which has the advantage of still being socialist. Ethan runs through dread goddess Rona’s latest kill count, Jason loses his hearing, and we review an oddly prescient (in the wrongest way possible) article from Wired circa 1997. Plus: The Simpsons that could have been!