Sure, they might be putting you to death for murder, but that's FINE because we're going to make you into a SPECIFIC kind of murderer. An assassin! This is a good plan.
We're remaking Assassin's Creed on this week's episode of Ideal Remake! Is this the newest movie we've ever discussed? Well maybe, but that's just how returning guest Alex Caine (@acaine47) rolls!
Now let's cut off a finger and then inexplicably be better at climbing things!