This week the boys are back at it. Derek is filled with doom and gloom, Charlie with cheer and rainbows. I know, it felt weird in the room too. We talk Arsenal's keeper choice, Julian Alvarez, giving up on Rashford and much more!

I hope you're prepared for a depressed Derek, because that's what we've got this week. After Charlie's mighty Tottenham Hotspur ran roughshod over United, Derek is a broken man. Trust me, it sounds a lot more fun than I've made it seem. Alongside the melancholy, we're asking the big questions about the Jetsons nobody was brave enough to ask before.

It's week two and one of us is already taking an eight point hit... that's FPL for ya, babay! We've got all the picks for you heading in to week two including replacements for KDB, insane overreactions to everything and finally coming to grips with the fact that we're going to be captaining Haaland every week until Boxing Day 2027.

We're back! Well, at least two of us are. By the time this posts we will have blown up our teams at least 15 additional times, but here are our thoughts on the eve of the Premier League season.

We're back for a double game week extravaganza! Charlie laments every absurd thing to happen with Spurs, Durno tells us to not worry about that yellow triangle for Rashford and the boys accomplish the near impossible in a game of rock paper scissors. Or did they? You'll never know because this isn't a visual medium. Have fun with us this week!

DO NOT BLOW UP YOUR TEAM THIS WEEK!!!! Stop tinkering.

This week the boys discuss the travel destinations they'll never be able to go to, Ivan Toney's upcoming suspension, the irritation that is Martinelli and much more.

This week the boys are still down a man, but not because our keeper got an idiotic red card before a cup final. We discuss some embarrassing conversations we've had, the double game week, the blanks on the game week, Marcus Rashford and much more!

This week the boys prepare for another double game week, start to consider the ramifications of the upcoming blank week 25, celebrate Marcus Rashford, whine about Hugo Lloris' injury and a whole lot more. It's fun! I promise.

We're back! It's been two long months since you've been forced to listen to our nonsense, but we were finally able to get together an record a pod again. Well, two of the three of us were. We talk about the wild deadline day and what it means for FPL, the draft pick ups we're lining up for, whether or not Everton is too hopeless to earn a new coach bump and more. It's great to be back!