Astrolushes

In this 2023 new year episode, we read every single sign to filth from the perspective of Daddy Capricorn. What advice does your sign need? This lush, playful, and (a tad bit) offensive episode is here to spill the juice. Buckle up. Don’t take it too seriously. And have fun

What are the travel styles of every sign? Is a Scorpio sussing out the local graveyard (of course they are)? Are the Aries among us chartering a jet to the middle who-knows-where? Learn more here! On this very (*very*) drunk episode we come in *totally* unscripted to discuss each sign’s basic philosophy around travel and exploration. We promised you a mini episode that we did not deliver on — instead, we delivered a WHOLE ENTIRE EPISODE. This one is goofy, lush, wild, chaotic, and FUN. A Classic Astrolushes episode with lots of laughs (and hopefully some learning).

This special mini episode features Scorpio season horoscopes for every sign, including a brief chat about the shadow, the subterranean, and the body. Plus we talk about our upcoming workshop on November 2. We don’t sound that drunk, but we are, we promise.

This Libra season, we get JUICY. We discuss Libra misconceptions, and we talk Venus signs (what’s yours?). AND we introduce our super special KINK CALCULATOR — which tells you exactly what turns you on, according to your astrology. We also have special guests, Gina Maria & Tina Maria, here to answer questions about compatibility. This episode is nasty, weird, X rated, and drunk! DIVE IN.

Are you one of the worst signs? Find out during this confessional, lushy, rude, and CHAOTIC GEMINI SEASON episode, where we gather the three most hated signs and talk about why people hate us, & who we hate the most (there may be some revelatory moments here). We even roast one another! Surprise, it’s a Gemini, Scorpio, and Cancer — three of the most disliked signs — dishing it out and getting wild. It’s like sitting on the back of school bus with the bad kids. Disclaimer: This episode for fun, but feelings will get hurt. Take what we say with a grain of salt because we sure as hell do. Enjoy!

On this episode, we discuss the Scorpio full moon and total lunar eclipse during Taurus season (May 2022). We discuss the importance of shadow work and the journey into exploring past selves. We also share grounding techniques and the practice of doing nothing (aka dolce far niente…, the Italian art of enjoying life and doing nothing). Lastly, we dive into our INTENSE Sicilian journey, from the Scorpio city of Palermo to the Capricorn ruins of Agrigento and Cefalú’s Cancerian beauty. We end up in the dreamy Taurean world of Taormina. Here, we share all of our lushy lessons on magic and pleasure and ancestry…with a little help from Lambrusco, a fizzy red wine. Join us as we travel through the Mediterranean ancient world — and the cosmos.

In this episode we talk about Pluto‘s transformational effects, upheaval, change, death, and rebirth. We talk about the Pluto return on 2/22/22 during this delicious dark Scorpio moon, and its impact on America and the individual. And we deliver big nasty juicy confessions — as well as some talks of dreams during Pisces season. This episode is heavy, sure, but who isn’t? — but we promise: it’s very RED WINE lushy. We’ve missed you!! And we hope you’ll listen! Happy UPHEAVAL Day!

In this bonus episode, we get LUSHY and talk about all the things we love. From candles to Black Girl Magic wine and witchy books to apps & Instagram accounts we love, this gift guide is expansive and silly and this episode is CHATTY. We also get into bi-erasure and other topics, thanks to Prosecco and Sag season cocktails.

LIGHT A CANDLE! In this BONUS episode, we talk ghost stories from our childhoods, teen years, and current day + rituals & folk magic (the Mallochio Removal!) for energetic cleansing & peace. Prepare yourself for giggles and gasps — we really get deep and spooky here! Enjoy, Scorpio season friends.

In this episode we talk about Scorpio season travels — from a spooky New Orleans Halloween trip to a mountainous cross country drives. We talk about boundaries & gestation in art & writing. We dive deep on the Scorpio archetype (and the many tropes). We read poetry by Sor Juana Inés De La Cruz & Margaret Atwood, and we get into Beyoncé & Schitt’s Creek (is David a Scorpio or Virgo?). This episode is lushy, dark, explicit, confessional, rude, very chatty, and full of sex and death and darkness. It’s our favorite episode yet!