Astronomica

Whelp, we done did it again, we split the party and this one is a doozy. While Auggie and Hilde struggle to stay on mission despite their confusing surroundings, Mackie and Hopper find themselves in a truly concerning situation. Meanwhile, a pre-tech janitor bot learns just how annoying biological debris can be.

Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris
• Colon Parenthesis: Katrina

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It's go time for Team Meatbag's assault on the great big ophanum in the sky. 

Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

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We've dilly dallied long enough in the Rhinegold cluster, it's time to get back out there and hope the inter-dimensional horror doesn't eat us. Along the way we pick up the coolest cat this side of Alpha Centauri, your good buddy and mine, the illustrious Trucker X.
Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

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With their great quest to save the universe from the Ophanum looming, Team Meatbag makes plans to return to the scene of their greatest defeat so far.

Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

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This year at Astronomicamp we were lucky to host several of our other podcast friends for the weekend. They graciously accepted our invitation to get in on our first ever live recording of Chatstronomica and we couldn't be happier with how it all turned out. Joining us for the megatron of podcast chat episodes are representatives from all of these great shows:

High Tech Low Life

Spirits and Monsters of Old Seattle

7th Star to the Right

Thank you all once again, we love you!

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Team Meatbag completes yet another flawless heist with absolutely no wrinkles and no explosions. Wait, did anyone keep an eye on CB?

We do have an extra long intro for this week in honor of Astronomicamp 2026, which was truly one for the books. If intros aren't your thing, skip ahead to the 26 minute mark and enjoy!

Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

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It's the week after Astronomicamp and we are tired! Or, I assume we are because I'm writing this the week before camp on the assumption that we'll be so tuckered out, we'll need an extra week of bonus time. Fortunately, we have the second half of our throwback-stravaganza Mork Borg to see you through the week. 

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It's time for Astronomicamp so that means two weeks of beautiful bonus content! This one comes to us fresh from 2022 and features an old friend at the helm. We hope you're ready for Mork Borg because it starts now!

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It's heist part 2 time, baby! Leaving behind the accidental death of one Mr. Grant Holiday, Team Meatbag dives into the second prong of their multi-heist attack on Cho's various entities and concerns. This time we're going Ocean's 11 style and leaving the guns at home. Well, probably. 
Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

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With Cho operative Grant Holliday firmly in custody, Team Meatbag looks for a safe location to engage in a little interrogation. Hopper presents an idea. It's an interesting idea. It's a concerning idea. We cannot stress enough that it's an idea that leads to a potentially distressing series of events that make words like salsa sound downright wholesome. This one might be more of a tomato paste situation. Anyhoozle, let's all sit down to a nice bowl of gazpacho as we enjoy this week's Astronomica!

Cast List

• Stardaddy: Stan
• Grace/Hopper: Geoff
• Commodore Macdonald (Mackie) --burn: Colin
• Dr. Hildegarde Hypatia Cade (Hilde)/ C. B. : Kristen
• Augustus Novus (Auggie): Chris

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