Let Astronomical Dusk be your love guide tonight. Whether you're looking to chat one on one with sexy singles, discover the ancient Chinese secrets of love making, or seduce your dream date through the power of hypnosis, AstroDusk has you covered this Valentine's Day.

Embedded chips are everywhere. Put on your Y2K compliant lip gloss and get prepared. The Millennium Bug and its trickle down complications are coming.

The season one finale of Astronomical Dusk, and a summary of the moods and ideas that the show has wandered through over the past year. It is now Astronomical Dusk.

Samhain, Halloween, Satan's Birthday. No matter what you call it, everybody knows that tonight is the creepiest night of the year. Is it just an innocent night of fanciful disguises and sweets, when children can be taught about the harmlessness of the Boogerman? Or, a dark sabbath of demonic identity theft, witchcraft, and human sacrifice?

The long nights of winter are about to begin. Tonight on the autumnal equinox, where night and day meet as equals, plunge once again into the twilight between consciousness and sleep in another ambient episode of Astronomical Dusk.

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Tonight, on the estival solstice, we pay homage to our constant cosmic companion. But, what is the moon? How did it get there? And does anyone call it home? From myths, to tall tales, to scientific hypotheses, the roles that the moon plays in each of our lives are as varied as its phases. Join me on the latest astronomical dusk of the year as we explore some of them, and rest easy knowing that the nights will finally be getting longer.

Where is there quiet? Perhaps it's to be found in portions of the Northwestern United States, blanketed by a hydrogenic mist. Or maybe in a classroom where everyone does their part. Maybe you can only find it when surrounded by strange grey wedges. Wherever it is, it's best to go there after dusk.

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Anechoic chamber clip from "360 video of Anechoic Chamber, Salford University"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKcNTAQ0f7g

To do what you do, you must first learn how to. But how do you? For tonight's episode of Astronomical Dusk, we've assembled the top experts from many different fields to share their coveted wisdom. Whether you want to learn how to get revenge on your enemies, master the space-age technology of the inline skate, harvest the elusive finger bones of the deceased, or much more, there's sure to be invaluable knowledge and advice in this episode for you.