Bob claims he invented slapping contests and rage rooms. 

Sean ends his nearly year-long protest and rejoins the podcast. He shells peanuts, Bob is offended by Zach's chip-dipping technique, and Ed recites Major League 2 quotes.

An intense discussion about NCAA mascots. Bob makes weird noises. Ed feels like an old person. Wondering where 2.16 went? 

Ed provides instructions on how to prepare a donut cheeseburger. 

Bob and Zach react to the Myles Garrett-Mason Rudolph scuffle. We recorded this 30 minutes after the game ended. Also: OJ Simpson's career arc, and why some people think James Harden plays variably worse on the road depending on the quality of local strip clubs.

How do you count lanes on a highway? Bonus: Are beer flights overrated?

After debating time travel's representation across film and TV, we discuss the Ellen hullaballoo and the NBA-China firestorm. If we're lucky, this will generate Twitter bot activity against @SmartBasketball.

Ed and Zach speculate what caused Bob to not show up for tonight's podcast. Also, where did 2.10 go? Listen and find out!

Bob explains his displeasure with Joe Drape's NYT story where Justify allegedly failed a drug test during the horse's run-up to the 2018 Kentucky Derby and subsequent Triple Crown. Drape "has an agenda in his writing, he's painting a story that he wants people to hear..."

Bob talks about optimal ways to appear like an insane person while shaving points in a football game. Bonus: Antonio Brown takes.