Thank the Chickens
When the goose had made my feather bed / He sat back down in his cosy nest
Give him half an hour and he’ll feel better
He only needs to grow back all his feathers
Thank you goosey for my feather bed
I looked all round the factory / Searching for the goose who laid that duvet for me
I’d really like to shake him by the flipper
For keeping me so warm in frosty weather
Thank you goosey for my feather bed
And when I’m done I’ll thank the pig who laid this bacon
When I’m done, I’ll thank the chickens
When I’m done, I’ll thank the cow who popped this steak
I hope it’s not important what they’re missing
The farms are filled with brids and bees / Lamb donor retirees
Playing by the river with their grandkids
Gambling [or gamboling] not for matchsticks but for giblets
That’s the scene that plays around in my head
So thank you goosey for my feather bed