Bob talks about his long and illustrious baseball career, while Miles learns how square dancing is a rite of passage for some.

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writing for it on my end. Okay, recording is on. Look at that. Oh, great value. Okay. we can't afford me up. So you have great value it's uh it's yeah you know what you know, it's for poor people like me i know yeah okay yeah don't you don't have to say it. You don't have to say it. Don't say it basically that's the drip tray at the cafe. They have all the drinks. Make your jokes go ahead yes it's from the drip tray. Mm-hmm. Remember when you were a kid, baseball, you'd say, I want a suicide. That would be all the flavors from the machine. You ever do that? Yeah, I know what that is. Then it evolved, and you're like, I want a suicide, last one, seven up. Yeah. Because then it would taste like seven up, because that was the last one.Ah, okay. Yeah, I didn't know you could do that, but okay. Oh, you didn't do that one? No. Well, I know. I just thought you just put flavors in it. I didn't know you could control what it tastes like. Yeah, if you put the 7-Up in last, it usually tasted like 7-Up then, as opposed to the nastiness that was all the flavors. Yeah. You want squirt? I want squirt. I did I didn't do that a lot. I was the kid that was like, I'm not doing that. I'm not allowed. No, I was like, I don't want, if I'm getting a free drink, cause usually the coach, right? So I'm not ruining it by having all these other flavors in there. Uh, you kids like beer, right? Coach butter maker. That's right. I was in the bad news bears. Yeah.I was the stats kid, yeah. You were Eggberg, right? No, I was the catcher. I was the guy with the glasses with the pen and keeping all the stats. I got to be jealous of you. I never actually was in any of that, so I'd actually be jealous of you. Really? You never did Little League or anything? Mm-mm. There was a really short period of time. Just be glad that you weren't. Yeah. Because it was a really short period of time. My brother was like a really good pitcher for a while. Okay. When he was younger. Right. Yeah. So, well, because he's really, my brother's really tall. Right. And he's got really long arms and everything. So whenever he was really tall, when he was young and the combination of, of that,And being, you know, mildly coordinated made him a really good pitcher for little league. Okay. All right. Because he could like, you know, really step off the bag, you know, step off the pitcher's mound forward and really sling that ball because he had this big, long ape arms. He's throwing feces. That's right. And so then I get, I'm, I'm, you know, several years younger. So then I get to be of Little League age, and all these people want me on their team because my brother was such a good pitcher. Your legacy. Right, exactly. They're like, well, if Monkey Boy did really good, then maybe his little brother. Sally. That's right. We'll do just as well. I wasn't as tall. I was tall, but not as tall as him. I still am not. And it was a big letdown.I got on a team. I had no talent whatsoever. They're trying to make me a pitcher, and they're like, this guy sucks. You're going to break it to him, and he's shit. Nothing like your brother. I didn't say I was. Oh, my God. This is hilarious. This is the funniest show. Oh, my God. I got this huge, huge letdown. I got built up because all these people are like, you got to be on our team, son. And I'm like, okay. And then like right during practice before the first game, it's like, we made a big mistake. Bringing on that kid. Lord, us. Yeah. They're like, I mean, it'd be all right if he couldn't hit, but he can't hit and he can't throw. Could you run? No. Oh, gee. I couldn't do any of it. I thought you were this mud volleyball guy that you're always bragging...