Title: Mercury Retrograde in Leo Rant: Why the Universe Hates Us! 🌩️
Description: Ugh, Mercury retrograde in Leo is HERE, and it’s a total disaster! 😡 Join me for a dramatic, sarcastic breakdown of this July 2025 chaos—happening TOMORROW, July 31! Learn what Mercury retrograde is, why it hits 3-4 times a year, and what the heck a cazimi means (spoiler: more drama!). We’re diving into how this Leo retrograde messes with your ego, creativity, and pride, plus what it feels like if it retrogrades over your Leo sun, moon, or rising. Then, I’ll bitch about how it screws you in EVERY house—Aries to Pisces risings, you’re not safe! Expect rants, complaints, and a tiny glimmer of hope (if you’re lucky).
🔥 Keywords: Mercury retrograde 2025, Mercury retrograde in Leo, cazimi explained, astrology rant, Leo placements, house by house astrology, July 2025 astrology, sarcastic astrology, emotional chaos, personal growth
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