Drama floods into the Water Closet as Allen takes the strongest step over Dave Hernandez' (Pretty T) legacy joke, revealing his secret idenity! Meanwhile Brian gives Quadhandicapable Jill her Pilot's License while Hipster Bobby makes Bitcoin Withdrawls from his Talking Pillowcase Lover. Websurfer Dave Hernadez (Chad) checks Oatmeal for Proper Semicolon Use! No Children are allowed or Complimented in this episode!!! But don't take my word for it...