Welcome to the cutest podcast on the internet, the Kawaii Mind Dump! Brian tells the tale of buying anime subs on VHS like an uncool drug deal. Allen is trying to be better, and he gives you permission to not like things. Bobbie points out the problematic trope of Korra.

Welcome to the Atomic Mind Dump. Now we have to keep the random topics in. Look at Brian. Look at Brian. He’s your father, now. Allen doesn’t like vampire societies, and he kinda liked that one movie. You can hate him now. Bobbie imagines a world where George Lucas is abusive to his collaborative partner.

Buckle in, listeners. We didn’t take the “E” out of extreme to give you a mild ride. (Mild ride ensues.) Brian wants to cram the entire Dragonball Z experience into his two week free trial. Allen got scammed, but he needs you to know it’s because he’s not at 100%. Bobbie listens to your sales pitch, but only because she’s looking for bits. Ricardo jumps back to 7th grade and freestyles a recess top 10 list. Chad dressed as Bobbie’s favorite X-Man one Halloween, and stole the show.

Be careful with this episode, listeners. It cuts on the pull. Bobbie wants to Chase Lady Gaga around Brian’s funeral. Brian starts a new hobby, and becomes a Japanese tool snob. Allen is a woke snowflake, clutching his pearls during Star Wars shows.

Buckle up, listeners, Brian’s going in on movie talk. Allen’s height is questioned when his short torso makes him look like a Monsters Inc. character. Brian lives his life like Vin Diesel, and gives dad’s financial advice. Bobbie had to take her Austin Powers t-shirt off in the middle of the theater.

Welcome to Water Closet Arena, choose your favorite fighter. Bobbie explains the most unbelievable premise of a dinosaur theme park. Brian would pause for a talking cow, but not that long. Chad celebrates the anniversary of avoiding Ricardo. Allen shares too many awkward strip club stories. Ricardo’s real life celebrity identity is revealed.

We try to make fitness resolutions for 2022, and not just “fitness donut into our mouths”. Chad feels the thrill of transforming animals, and the agony of bad gift faces. Allen feels the excitement of swinging through New York City, but also the fear of being surrounded. Brian feels punished by the Jedi order, when all he wants to do is to build a lightsaber.

Jump all over the couch and join us, listeners! Allen is always hoping you’re about to reference a Seagal movie. Bobbie is traumatized by things that aren’t supposed to be scary from the 90s. Brian lives in real fear, and The A-Team won’t be there to save him with a cabbage cannon.

Welcome from your other universes, listeners. Don’t mind our young, hot aunt. Allen tells the cautionary tale of a real urban legend. Other than one important event, Bobbie wonders why the “Mandela Effect” only changes the most trivial things. Chad wants the system of “have your cake and eat it too”-ism. But really, don’t we all? Brian’s kids don’t watch TV, so they won’t be watching a defrosted banana try to revive an old network.

Renew your throwback fashion memberships and join us, listeners. Brian wants to live a full life of manufactured regret. Allen wished no success for a popular Netflix film, but he doesn’t know why. Chad wants to start a clothing line with fruit-cut fashions.