Gather 'round the Festivus Pole, listeners... we got a lot of problems with you people! Allen wants the traditional struggles of a classic Christmas dad. Brian calls for a war against Boxing Day, and continues to take bad gift opening photos. DeLiRiOuS takes credit for Christmas, takes toys from the hated, and takes on the journey of ninja mastery. Frank Spiderman refuses to save his uncle Ben, and chooses the path of no responsibility. Bobby was out making deliveries. We think he's Santa.