This week, the AMD water closet is green. Partly, because we envy what “just a bunch of amateur athletes” can accomplish. Mostly, because we’re using Olympic diving water, imported from Brazil. DeLiRiOuS is totally ok with faking a school sit-ups record, but refuses to do “fake” pull-ups. Allen will take any pull up he can get, by any means necessary. Brian feels bad for decathletes, and feels good about the sound of painting. We also proudly endorse a Rogers / Ross 2016 ticket. #DeadPresidents This week is cut short by technical difficulties. We blame Bobby, because he wasn't here. Please come back, Bobby.