Our research in the water closet this week has linked a disturbing trend with a country’s population decline. Also this week: Allen will tell the government whatever they want to hear, to get that sweet advertising money. DeLiRiOuS refuses to waste his time listening to TV theme songs. Bobby gets none of the benefits when he tries to watch his porn Blu Rays Brian tells unbelievable tales about aliens living on Earth, and a friend that claims he didn’t know he was ordering porn.