When we’re not handing off responsibilities around the water closet, we take only bad selfies. Bobby explains how he was a part of the exploding Samsung Note 7 saga, and a victim of the hack comedy that followed it. Brian explains the gradual process of going “full Trump”. Allen takes his electric clipboard around the neighborhood to solve bad parenting. DeLiRiOuS recounts his stories of witnessing fanatical sports culture, and tries to say something nice about the the presidential candidates.