Welcome to the most reliable source for your fake news, dear listeners. This week: Allen hasn’t been 100% at all since the year started, and his daughter doesn’t care. President DeLiRiOuS does not discriminate, even when his pranks do. Bobby realizes that this podcast creates the dankest timelines. Brain reveals the next episode of Mike Rowe’s Dirty Jobs: Abroad. None of it matters, though, because iRealDolls are taking over the world. #DrowningInPoon