The Water Closet Fite Club is on, now! Allen throws the first punch, with a monster claim made by DeLiRiOuS, and he decides to cosign it. Tony struts in with fresh bloody knuckles, and stories of his hardness, until the heavy bag makes an appearance to dispute his claims. Bobby goes online to see both sides of the liberal/conservative debate, and all he sees is salt. Endless plains of salt. Brian tells the story of his journey into stock investing, but it sends us all into a rant against newspaper funny pages.