Welcome to the safe-ish space of the Water Closet. Chad is here this week, but mostly just to listen in on a free live podcast. Allen is looking into starting a new career as a forensic handwriting expert. Brian never saw that bummer tearjerker movie you recommended, so don’t waste your energy. DeLiRiOuS doesn’t want you to shove it in his face, and it’s not what we originally thought. Bobby relives the transformative cultural healing of tight jeans and plaid shirts.